1. Read Proust 2. Have a sex change for a day 3. Walk to the North Pole 4. Work in a coal mine 5. Follow Mao's teachings 6. Speak in tongues 7. Drink myself silly in New Zealand 8. Feel like Batman 9. Confess to a whore 10. Eat leaves from a tree 11. Invade a small country 12. Volunteer for a dangerous mission 13. Be eaten by cannibals 14. Shoot the last buffalo 15. Become pope 16. Grow a tail 17. Catch that bird who pooped on me 18. Find out what it's all about 19. Cause an intergalactic rift 20. Channel lava away from a village