Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Things I will Never Do Before I Die


1. Read Proust
2. Have a sex change for a day
3. Walk to the North Pole

4. Work in a coal mine

5. Follow Mao's teachings

6. Speak in tongues

7. Drink myself silly in New Zealand

8. Feel like Batman

9. Confess to a whore

10. Eat leaves from a tree

11. Invade a small country

12. Volunteer for a dangerous mission

13. Be eaten by cannibals

14. Shoot the last buffalo

15. Become pope

16. Grow a tail

17. Catch that bird who pooped on me

18. Find out what it's all about

19. Cause an intergalactic rift

20. Channel lava away from a village

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